Prostate Pleasure Probe

by Daniel Lee

The next time someone tells me to go fuck myself, I hope that I have the Prostate Pleasure Probe with me. I mean, this number is the best hands-necessary butt toy (dildos with suction bases don’t count) I have had the joy of doing myself with! Part of it is the design. The curve helps you do yourself without having to reach with that awkward down, then upward manner that is necessary with dildos and vibrators, especially for guys with shorter arms. Also, the smooth tip the gradually widens to help your bumhole get past the first “ball” and thus is very easy to insert when you’ve lubed yourself up really good. And speaking of lube, because it is made of über-hygenic acrylic, you can use any ole lube you’d like: water-based, Boy Butter, spit, Crisco, ear wax, petroleum jelly, whatever tickles your fancy. Just remember, if you share the toy, sanitize it before letting it go into someone else’s rear, or use a condom around it. But I digress, the curve also helps you bang against that prostate so nicely you can cum without ever touching your achingly hard cock. And if you can’t get yourself to do THAT hands-free with this amazing toy, hurry and find someone who can teach you!

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