Boy Butter Personal Lubricant

by Daniel Lee

“Simply Fistacular,” declares a Boy Butter Lube ad, and no doubt it is at least in part for the way it taps into the nostalgia for the days when guys used Crisco for most forms of assplay. This is virtually accomplished by the vomitously cute tubs that the lube comes in. The Boy Butter itself is rocking—long lasting, non-tacky, and water-soluble even though it’s made from vegetable oils. Because of this fact, Boy Butter shouldn’t be used with latex condoms. But oh my damn, this stuff is perfect for finger fucking and of course, if you’re, uh, open to it, fist fucking. And one more thing, it’s a great thing to have if you are gonna be sandwiched between a couple of big boys. Have fun, piggies!

Buy it here.