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It shouldn’t be out of shame that you purchase DevineToys’ Toy Box and Carry-On pouch to tuck away your special equipment. Rather it should be out of REVERENCE that you decide to keep your handcuffs, dildos, vibrators, etc. away from dust bunnies, nosey subs, and general stupid dickwads who have an innate ability to fuck your shit up. The Toy Box is lovely with its black satin interior, deep colors, nylon and vinyl exterior to keep it smudgeless. Indeed, it will make the kids wonder what you’re hiding, but the mini-lock and key will keep their curiosities raging. It’s a perfect size for your super-thick, realistic, 8” dildo with balls and suction-base for hands-free fun, or a variety of cuffs and restraints for hands-not-so-free fun. Keep this box out on your nightstand. Don’t hide it. You’ll want access to its contents, boy.

Likewise, the Carry-On pouch is nicely padded nylon bag to keep your silicon wangs, butt plugs, lube, vibrating egg, batteries, and the like safely and neatly amongst the camping gear or grooming products for whatever kind of trip you are taking. I mean, you don’t want ants or ticks or whatever inside your tent crawling around your Tom Chase replica dong and doing god knows what to your piece, right? Folks gotta have fun in the great outdoors their own way, right? And if you’re some kind of cosmopolitan, meterosexual sexworker, airport security might be alarmed about what you’re packing but maybe a strip search by a hot guard will be in order…like Visa, don’t leave home without it.