Ricky’s Pleasures
Tease Me Ties
Cumfy Cuffs
Lust Loops
Pleasure Sling
In this, the year after the Year of the Televised Homo-Gays,
cleaving a portion of the gay market has really gone to far. I mean, the
folks behind Ricky’s
Pleasures actually thought RAINBOW nylon straps were what we queers wanted
to buy! Okay, that’s not entirely fair: I’m sure there are queer
brethren in the South and the Mid-waste (I’m from Chicago – I’ll
diss the Midwest if I like), who are just coming out, or have a small community
and wearing all them rainbow’d styles is still a mark of defiance, but
for the rest of us, let’s spell it together: T-A-C-K-Y. However, if you
are into humiliation, the Lusty Loops are purrrfect. Imagine yourself bent
over with your wrists and ankles strapped along a nylon rainbow covered flat
piece of metal. But just as the manufacturers say, these toys (the Tease Me
Ties, Cumfy Cuffs, etc.) are indeed for those into light bondage. The cuffs
of the Lusty Loops and Cumfy Cuffs are padded with that grey spongy stuff that
you get when you purchase electronic equipment, and though they are comfortable,
adjustable, durable (two cheers for nylon – again!), and best of all—versatile—Ricky’s
Pleasure are just a little too campy (isn’t rainbow paraphernalia considered
camp these days?) to enhance the sexual scene – unless of course, laughing
means enhancing. No doubt, sold as novelty only.
Hey boys! We’re giving these bright babies away to the first person who can tell me when was Larry Townsend’s “Leatherman’s Handbook” originally published. Email your correct response to editorial@hookonline.org. If you are the first to respond correctly, you will win the Lusty Loops, Cumfy Cuffs, Cumfy Cuff Extensions, Tease Me Ties, and the Pleasure Sling.