
A Little R & R
(Interviews
with Rob Ramos and Rik Jammer)
By Daniel
Lee, NYC
As part of HOOK’s support of Rentboy.com’s
Pool Party in Palm Springs, we asked a few fun questions to
smut stars Rik Jammer and Rob Ramos to see what might you need
if you wanted some free time with these hotties.
A MOMENT WITH ROB RAMOS
HOOK: What is your most favorite part of your
own body?
Rob Ramos: I love my butt. I get a lot of compliments on
my ass.
HOOK: What is your most favorite part on another man's body?
Rob: I always find myself looking at a guy’s chest.
I love a great chest.
HOOK: What do you have that other escorts don't?
Rob: The best butt to be inside of.
HOOK: Any hidden talents?
Rob: I think my mouth is my best talent, At least that’s
what I’m told.
HOOK: What gets you wet?
Rob: When I’m with someone who is totally into me and
they kiss and touch me.
HOOK: If the Rentboy Pool Party were you and only one other
person, who would it be and why?
Rob: Justin Timberlake because he is such a hottie.
HOOK: And finally, a little thing I ask almost all my interviewees
to answer:
Rob: A CONFIDENT MAN is sexy; an EXPERIENCED
MAN is sexier.
A MOMENT WITH RIK JAMMER
HOOK: What is your most favorite part of your own body?
Rik Jammer: It would have to be my tits. I'm constantly playing
with them (which often gets me into trouble at the supermarket).
But it's a surefire way to feel good, coax my dick to rock
harditude, and prime my ass for a major bang. They're definitely
the key that starts my pig engine.
HOOK: What is your most favorite part on another man's body?
Rik: This one is hard. I used to be able to say without a
doubt that it was his chest. I've always been a sucker for
beefy, round pecs, especially when they're capped with big,
chewy tits. But I also love high-peaked, major guns. And then
there's that sweet spot in a guy's pits where the shoulders
and arms and chest all come together into a tasty swirl of
muscle and hair. (Yum!) And I can never ignore a good happy
trail because I always want to follow where it leads. (Lush,
musky crotches can skip to the front of the line!) And dicks
fascinate me because they come in so many different cool shapes
and sizes. And I love round bubble butts. And I could eat a
hot asshole for days. And these days thick, tree-trunk thighs
get me all hot and bothered because they're the mark of a *real*
muscle man (and because they connect up into those tasty crotches).
The thing is, there are way two many great parts of the male
bod for me to pick just one. Sometimes I fixate on a tiny detail,
like an untamed tuft of hair sneaking up over the collar of
a guy's dress shirt, or a pair of soulful, plaintive eyes,
or a fleeting, playful grin. Every one of us has some outstanding,
sexy feature. I horn in on that, and it horns me up.
HOOK: What do you have that other escorts don't?
Rik: You know, I don't even try to make comparisons anymore.
Every one of us is a unique creation. No one else has my particular
round, bubble ass; my chewy, meaty nips; my long, mushroom-head
dick; my smooth skin; my unique musculature. No one else is
romantic and artistic and creative and intellectual and piggy
and primal and aggressive and laid-back and top and bottom
and sweet and nasty and passionate and intense and vanilla
and leather in the same ways that I am. There is only one spirit
that is Rik Jammer. I'm just glad to be me.
HOOK: Any hidden talents?
Rik: A lot of people don't know that I do freelance writing
and graphic and web design. Or was this the spot where I was
supposed to say that I can fist myself?
HOOK: What gets you wet?
Rik: Well, you already know that all of the stuff in question
2 gets me hot. But what gets me *wet* is your brain and how
you use it. Work my mind and whip up my imagination if you
really want to see me drool and drip. Gimme a mental and heart
connection combined with the physical one and I promise it'll
be an amazing ride.
HOOK: If the Rentboy Pool Party were you and only one other
person, who would it be and why?
Rik: It would be Matt Damon, because
I think we have a bunch in common and would really get along.
I’d have fun dishing
with him for a while about Ben Affleck and his silly relationship
with J. Lo. And then I’d teach him how to do unspeakable
things. (I have this thing about deflowering pretty boys. Imagine
him tied up in his mom’s crotchless fishnet stockings
and begging, “Please Mr. Jammer, Sir. Please stick your
hot hand up my sweet little pig hole. I need you to plow me
so bad!” and you’ll understand what I mean.) But
I bet that in the end he’d teach me a few tricks too.
HOOK: And finally, a little thing I ask almost all my interviewees
to answer:
____ is sexy; ___ is sexier.
Fucking like bunnies at your place is sexy, but making out
in your
parents’ rec room is way sexier.

Daniel Lee is Managing Editor for HOOK. Learn
more here.
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