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A Little R & R

(Interviews with Rob Ramos and Rik Jammer)

By Daniel Lee, NYC

As part of HOOK’s support of Rentboy.com’s Pool Party in Palm Springs, we asked a few fun questions to smut stars Rik Jammer and Rob Ramos to see what might you need if you wanted some free time with these hotties.

A MOMENT WITH ROB RAMOS

HOOK: What is your most favorite part of your own body?

Rob Ramos: I love my butt. I get a lot of compliments on my ass.

HOOK: What is your most favorite part on another man's body?

Rob: I always find myself looking at a guy’s chest. I love a great chest.

HOOK: What do you have that other escorts don't?

Rob: The best butt to be inside of.

HOOK: Any hidden talents?

Rob: I think my mouth is my best talent, At least that’s what I’m told.

HOOK: What gets you wet?

Rob: When I’m with someone who is totally into me and they kiss and touch me.

HOOK: If the Rentboy Pool Party were you and only one other person, who would it be and why?

Rob: Justin Timberlake because he is such a hottie.

HOOK: And finally, a little thing I ask almost all my interviewees to answer:

Rob: A CONFIDENT MAN is sexy; an EXPERIENCED MAN is sexier.

A MOMENT WITH RIK JAMMER

HOOK: What is your most favorite part of your own body?

Rik Jammer: It would have to be my tits. I'm constantly playing with them (which often gets me into trouble at the supermarket). But it's a surefire way to feel good, coax my dick to rock harditude, and prime my ass for a major bang. They're definitely the key that starts my pig engine.

HOOK: What is your most favorite part on another man's body?

Rik: This one is hard. I used to be able to say without a doubt that it was his chest. I've always been a sucker for beefy, round pecs, especially when they're capped with big, chewy tits. But I also love high-peaked, major guns. And then there's that sweet spot in a guy's pits where the shoulders and arms and chest all come together into a tasty swirl of muscle and hair. (Yum!) And I can never ignore a good happy trail because I always want to follow where it leads. (Lush, musky crotches can skip to the front of the line!) And dicks fascinate me because they come in so many different cool shapes and sizes. And I love round bubble butts. And I could eat a hot asshole for days. And these days thick, tree-trunk thighs get me all hot and bothered because they're the mark of a *real* muscle man (and because they connect up into those tasty crotches).

The thing is, there are way two many great parts of the male bod for me to pick just one. Sometimes I fixate on a tiny detail, like an untamed tuft of hair sneaking up over the collar of a guy's dress shirt, or a pair of soulful, plaintive eyes, or a fleeting, playful grin. Every one of us has some outstanding, sexy feature. I horn in on that, and it horns me up.

HOOK: What do you have that other escorts don't?

Rik: You know, I don't even try to make comparisons anymore. Every one of us is a unique creation. No one else has my particular round, bubble ass; my chewy, meaty nips; my long, mushroom-head dick; my smooth skin; my unique musculature. No one else is romantic and artistic and creative and intellectual and piggy and primal and aggressive and laid-back and top and bottom and sweet and nasty and passionate and intense and vanilla and leather in the same ways that I am. There is only one spirit that is Rik Jammer. I'm just glad to be me.

HOOK: Any hidden talents?

Rik: A lot of people don't know that I do freelance writing and graphic and web design. Or was this the spot where I was supposed to say that I can fist myself?

HOOK: What gets you wet?

Rik: Well, you already know that all of the stuff in question 2 gets me hot. But what gets me *wet* is your brain and how you use it. Work my mind and whip up my imagination if you really want to see me drool and drip. Gimme a mental and heart connection combined with the physical one and I promise it'll be an amazing ride.

HOOK: If the Rentboy Pool Party were you and only one other person, who would it be and why?

Rik: It would be Matt Damon, because I think we have a bunch in common and would really get along. I’d have fun dishing with him for a while about Ben Affleck and his silly relationship with J. Lo. And then I’d teach him how to do unspeakable things. (I have this thing about deflowering pretty boys. Imagine him tied up in his mom’s crotchless fishnet stockings and begging, “Please Mr. Jammer, Sir. Please stick your hot hand up my sweet little pig hole. I need you to plow me so bad!” and you’ll understand what I mean.) But I bet that in the end he’d teach me a few tricks too.

HOOK: And finally, a little thing I ask almost all my interviewees to answer:
____ is sexy; ___ is sexier.

Fucking like bunnies at your place is sexy, but making out in your
parents’ rec room is way sexier.

Daniel Lee is Managing Editor for HOOK. Learn more here.